Joining another link up today (I know...two posts in ONE day...send me to blogging jail.) with three lovely ladies who seem to share my humor and sarcasm! Check out Brie, Taylor, and Ellen.
Always have an appetite.
Sometimes finish the food on my husband's plate. How backwards is that?
Never forget to think about what I am going to eat for my next meal, mid bite.
Always hold the door for people when out in public.
Sometimes get a thank you for my over-the-top generosity of holding the door, sometimes don't.
Never forget to shout YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!! to the a-holes who don't say thank you :)
Always worry that when I am showering someone will break into the house to murder/kidnap me.
Sometimes think to myself then, "don't flatter yourself. not everyone wants to spend that much time with you to kidnap you."
Never wash my face in the shower without having one eye somewhat opened anticipating the kidnapper/buglar bursting in the bathroom. I know...morbid, right?!?!
Always get what I need to get done while at work (when not waiting on customers).
Sometimes get sidetracked by other things (blogging, online shopping, facebooking, blogging).
Never get what I need to get done while at work because of getting sidetracked.
Always pin the shit out of Pinterest.
Sometimes try the recipes. The easy ones of course.
Never try anything other than the easy recipes. One of these days maybe...really though, who am I kidding? Never going to happen.
There you have it. My always, sometimes, never. I could go on and on and on but really I am not that interesting. Well maybe a little. Just kidding...totally not.